you probably wish you were someplace else

This is my homepage. For 2009. Until I get bored and stop updating it again. That'd be now.

About me: haha, like I'd put real information on the internet. That's what Facebook is for! If you're not my friend, you'll have to make do with the lite edition here. Sometimes I tell lies, but people believe me anyway. I weigh close to 200 pounds. Nobody puts baby in a corner.

I also maintain something of a blog for my own amusement. It's called flak.